Now to get rid of the next one that clearly is another guy that just messes about and wants me to live out his school teacher fantasy all because I wear glasses!
This is going to be a quick text as I’ve not met him and he’s probably the biggest player Wales have ever seen so I doubt he will even worry about it!
Here goes: Hi Dave just to let you know I am not really thinking this is going anywhere so I wish you luck with your course and everything else. S x
4 hours pass and just as I am getting into bed I get a series of texts from him:
Oh babe I really think your making a mistake here. Let me show you why…
And then here come a series of photos, ones that look like he is in some casting for 50 shades of grey! Pictures of him in nothing but a tie, ones of his flexing his torso and so on. I think you can imagine the rest!
I did have to hand it to the guy, he did look very nice and sexy but this could go on for months and I just don’t have the effort so I’ll just keep them and move on.
Now for the gay couple.